• Riddles

a.What has a foot but no legs?
b. Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you
die. What is it?
c. What comes down but never goes up?
d. I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What
am I?
e. Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono.
What is the fifth daughters name?

• Interesting conversation

My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!!

Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):
P : What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy?
H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank.
P : Your Wife ?
H : She doesn’t work. She’s a Housewife only.
P : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning?
H : My Wife, because she doesn’t work.
P : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast?
H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house
first before making breakfast.
P : How do your kids go to school?
H : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn’t work.
P : After taking your kids to school, what does she do?
H : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking
and laundry. You know, she doesn’t work.
P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what
do you do?
H : Take rest, because i’m tired due to all day works.
P : What does your wife do then?
H : She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals for
me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking
kids to bed.

Whom do you think works more, from the story above???The
daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to
late night. That is called ‘DOESN’T WORK’??!!

Yes, Being Housewives do not need Certificate of Study, even
High Position, but their ROLE/PART is very important! Appreciate
your wives. Because their sacrifices are uncountable. This
should be a reminder and reflection for all of us to understand
and appreciate each others roles.

Contributed by Ravindranath Shetty, GTL Limited